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Guess Who Wasn't Around For A Few Weeks In 2010? (7 replies)

Yuka Takeuchi Fan — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 20:57:35 -0700

"This again"? Yes. This again.

Florida didn't seem to work out that well, so it looks like we are looking somewhere in-between the frozen wastes of Michigan and the now-murky depths of Florida for a new place to live.

And by that I mean "somewhere in Missouri". May Bakunyuu God (I can only assume She looks like Kirika Misono) allow me to find some sort of job.

I leave July 8 and of course, I'll be leaving things to Kiinan Yamasu. Play nice, y'all! I still have the Admin Axe and I'm not afraid to use it when I get back. Also, the phrase Admin Axe will from now on always be bolded and red. This I do decree.

Guess Who Wasn't Around For a Few Weeks in '09? (13 replies)

Yuka Takeuchi Fan — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 22:39:08 -0800

Good news: I move to Florida soon.

Bad news: I don't actually know when 'soon' really is.

As I have likely bitched about elsewhere, I have never really had any luck finding employment. I DO have a job right now, but I'll be honest- I only got the job because the company in question was desperate for workers, and it doesn't pay nearly enough for me to live by myself (Yeah, if you're surprised that I live with my family, you're seriously lacking in clues and have probably asked where to find Milk Junkies).

My family is moving to Florida because they are having worse luck finding a job than I, plus there isn't shit-all to do in Michigan, which I agree totally with. So due to a combination of lack of ability and lack of desire, I'm not going to be in Michigan much longer.

I'm sure you understand where the catch is in all this, but note that I said I didn't know when I'd be moving. If the house fails to sell- I'm serious, my family can and will allow the bank to foreclose on our asses if we don't sell the place around mid-August- well, I'm out in mid-August. If the house DOES sell, my grandmother is dying of pancreatic cancer, and my mom intends on staying behind for a while, probably UNTIL mid-August. I'm staying to help drive so that more ground can be covered should that occur.

And ALL of this said, I'm unlikely to have the internet immediately set up once I make it to Florida.

Let us cut to the chase. At some point in the future, I'm not going to be around to either talk on the board OR upload data to my site (even though you're probably used to the second thing by now). I can go through a SMALL number of my DVDs and pull pictures for later use, most likely Gurren Lagann, Saber Marionette, and maybe another one or two not-hentai flicks- and I can also do HTML and more of my stupid writing crap- but I won't have what I need to upload anything.

I'm liable to set up another moderator or two before I make my exit, whenever it is, to take care of things in the interim. That said.

I'm still the admin of this board and I both can and will swing the ol' Administrator Axe through some digital necks if I come back and note that certain posters seem to be causing a LOT of trouble. You guys know I'm good on my word in that regard, and given how I'm liable to be in a good mood once I finally get back on the internet after a long hiatus, I rest assure you that they will NOT be the kind of bans that I will undo and apologize for after recovering from a bad day at work.

Discuss as you will. That's about all I've got to say, anyway, unless somebody has questions.

How to use the board. (no replies)

Yuka Takeuchi Fan — Sat, 24 Feb 2007 19:31:37 -0800

Using BBCode

BBCode is what you'll be using to add bold/italic/whatever text to your posts. Here's some basic tags you can use. Remember that the "<" and ">" characters must be replaced with the corresponding bracket.

- Makes any text between the tags bold.
- Makes any text between the tags italic.
- Underlines the text between the tags.
- ~~Strikes through the text between the tags. Probably best for amusement.~~
- Creates a link to the site between the tags.
- Changes the color of the text between the tags. #FF0000 gets you red, and you'll need to know a little hex coding to get other colors.
(url of image) - Places an image from the given URL in your post. Know the correct URL before you use this, and preferably have your image stored somewhere like Photobucket or something. Makes it easier on you.
- Creates a link to a site, but with custom text in place of the URL. In this case, you'd have a link to my main site, but you'd need to put your custom text in.

Knowing where to post

It shouldn't be too hard to figure out what goes where, but here's some general examples and guidelines for you.

Bakunyuu Baka news:
Only I get to post here, but if I you notice new posts, go there immediately to check and see what I said. Usually it will be a new rule that will serve you well to know.

Example: "Y.T.F. Legalizes Use Of Lethal Force Against All Who Ask For Milk Junkies"

Bakunyuu talk:
If it has to do with large anime breasts or anime girls that strike you as attractive, it's best to put it here.

Examples:
"How big is too big? 800 example pictures for every conceivable configuration that will NOT make you puke"
"Every second is Bunnygirl Second: 5 picture minimum per post"
"I saw Lorelei's nipple on that one episode of Pokemon and by golly I shall prove it here and now"

Useful files:
If you have, say, a torrent that we might want to see, be it the actual torrent (attach it) or a URL leading to it (link to it), amongst other file types, warn us here.

Examples:
"I have successfully downloaded an advance copy of (insert big-breast anime here) and the cops are on their way. Please get this while you still can."
"Buddy, if you thought 'Civilization 4' was a fun game, let me clue you in to where you can download its spiritual sequel, 'Extreme Social Unrest: The War On Culture Rate'!"

Anything Anime:
If it's just generalized talk about anime, and it doesn't really talk too much about boobs, this is the place to put it.

Examples:
"Saki from Genshiken: Bitch, or the Biggest Bitch?"
"I think Osaka's blank-ass stare is telling me to stuff bananas up exhaust pipes."
"A guide to how you can help get the rest of the Eiken manga released in the U.S. Step 1: Threats"

Anything Else:
If it has nothing to do with any other board, this is where you put it.

Examples:
"Bokkens + Useless CDs = Entertainment"
"Push-ups: How I broke my arms"
"I think there is someone in my house and I have forgotten how to dial 911. Assist me please."

BOARDS THAT WE DIDN'T HAVE BEFORE

The Story Board
Post your original stories here. Fan-fiction or completely original stories are fine to post, although I'd prefer you not just grab stories from elsewhere and post them.

Examples:
"Kirika Meets The B.E. Monsters"
"Fumie Meets The B.E. Monsters"
"Saki From Genshiken Meets Jack the Ripper"

Pixels and Polygons
Talk about video games you like or feel like discussing. The age of the game does not matter. H-games are best left to Bakunyuu Talk mostly because we're almost undoubtedly only talking about how big the boobs are and where we can nick CG sets.

Examples:
"Somehow, I have beaten A-Type Tetris on the NES"
"Studies in the Game Series 'Civilization', part 1- Gandhi: No More Mister Passive Resistance"
"Where did Dr. Salvador get that damn chainsaw, anyway?"

Holy Crap! Humanoids!
Since there was never really a clear 'real girl' board the last time around, this is meant to fix that. Do not put anime pictures in here except for comparison shots; that's what the Bakunyuu Talk board is for. Likewise, don't put real-girl pictures in here except for the same; that's what THIS board is for.

Examples:
"Me likey the cosplay"
"Look, this girl has a freckle in the VERY SAME PART OF HER CHEST that Fumie did"
"Look, this Fumie cosplayer has a freckle in the VERY SAME PART OF HER CHEST that Fumie did"

The Drawing Board
Post fan-art or any other drawings THAT YOU MADE here. Follow the rule set in the board itself and you'll do okay.

Examples:
(I can't think of a stupid fake topic for this one here. Make up your own.)

More board types may come as events warrant.

Getting along with other posters

I pride myself in trying to keep a friendly atmosphere on my boards. And you can make my job easier by doing the following things:
-Do not antagonize other posters.
-If you're going to disagree with other people, GIVE REASONS for your disapproval so that things don't turn into shouting matches.
-Alert me to problems that crop up through PM.
-Treat everyone the way you wish to be treated yourself. If you want to be banned, the surest way to do it is to act as if you want to be banned.